There is no better feeling than hearing someone next to you say something ridiculous and realizing they are completely wrong! Nothing else gives us that sweet, sweet taste of intellectual superiority (even if we aren't much smarter than the moron who spoke, we just don't admit it). Here are some of the most ridiculous things people have heard others say and had to share on social media. We are ecstatic that they did!
The Main Character
Movies almost always exude a genuine air, and this is especially the case when they are inspired by real-life occurrences. On the other hand, the films that are based on planets where humans have actually set foot are the ones that give the impression that they could actually occur (namely, Earth).
You know, the planet that, to the best of our knowledge, has only ever been inhabited by the various robots and rovers that we have dispatched there over the course of the years. Producing a movie based on a true story that takes place on Mars presents a number of challenges.
Oh Captain, My Captain…
What could be more embarrassing than making an idiotic statement? It is extremely rude to correct someone else and doing so will make you appear to be an idiot in front of that person. The fact that everyone in the room saw your confidently incorrect correction is not going to help the situation at all.
We can kind of understand how this girl could have confused a "catamaran" for a cataract because, despite the fact that one is a disease and the other is a type of yacht, they do sound somewhat similar. In other words, we can kind of understand how this girl could have confused a "catamaran" for a cataract. Because she is so sure of herself, she gives the impression of being an idiot.
Who's a Good Boy?
Even though there are some benefits to growing up in a monolingual nation, such as the fact that it is probably easier to learn just one language, it also has the potential to cause you to become very ignorant of how the majority of the rest of the world functions and communicates.
And if the vast majority of people on the planet are bilingual, then there's no reason why dogs shouldn't be able to do so as well. This guy needs to get out of his comfort zone and travel to a new country, or preferably several different countries. The next step? There is a possibility that he will meet a charming Chinese dog that will share some of its wisdom with him.
Eggcelent Choice
People who have lived in cities for an extended period of time typically lose touch with the process by which their food is produced. As a result, they tend to prefer the experience of eating food that has been sterilized in a supermarket to the experience of eating food that has been freshly harvested from a farm. Even though organic food is better for us, we still prefer to buy it packaged in plastic.
Therefore, despite the fact that this girl believes that "supermarket eggs" are superior to farm eggs, we can almost understand why she held that belief. However, the part about hens not being the same as chickens shows that she needs to brush up on her knowledge of animals from when she was in preschool.
Not Even Close
Even though we shouldn't always believe what we read online, we have a tendency to take certain information at face value. This is despite the fact that we don't always believe what we read online. as an illustration, take the accuracy of a map as an example.
It would appear that this individual needs not only a comprehensive review of geography but also some instruction on how to actually read a map. One quick glance at a globe would have shown them that the distance between Alaska and Hawaii is approximately 3,000 kilometers, so it's possible that's how they figured out the distance between the two states.
Those Pesky Elephants
In spite of the fact that reptiles and amphibians produce eggs, the fact that mammals become pregnant and give birth after a predetermined amount of time is something that ought to be fairly common knowledge in this day and age (you know, like we humans do).
This dim-witted girl obviously skipped out on that biology class, despite the fact that she is of an age where she ought to really know better. But just think about how cool it would be to find an elephant egg. Do you think it could possibly be made out of ivory?
Geography Is Not That Hard
We are aware that geography can be challenging for some people, particularly if they have never been to any of the places they have heard about, and we do our best to accommodate those individuals. Despite this, there are still a significant number of people who have an inaccurate perception of Iceland.
What is it about Iceland that they do not like? Also, it's been over a thousand years since Sweden and Finland were single nations, so either this person has traveled through time or they're an idiot of the highest order. Technically speaking, Sweden and Finland were once a single nation.
The Art of Deduction
If milk is made from cow's milk, almond milk is made from almonds, and soy milk is made from soy, then It stands to reason that strawberries would be used in the production of strawberry milk. You will then proceed to tell us that brown cows do not in fact produce chocolate milk, which will be the next step.
This individual has a theory about the process that differentiates strawberry milk from strawberry juice or strawberry puree. What are their thoughts? Or do they simply keep pink cows that are vegan on their tiny farms, and then carefully milk a strawberry that is about the size of a fist?
Bones
Calcium is a mineral that is found in bones, and children as young as five years old probably already know this (as well as a few other biological concepts that are less significant). It is recommended that we consume milk in order to develop our bodies properly and become more robust.
This individual must not have attended any or all of their anatomy classes because otherwise, they would have believed that the human skeleton was primarily composed of wood. Even though the prospect of being able to make our homes in the branches of trees is intriguing, we believe that our bones will continue to be made of calcium.
That Time of The Year
You'll talk to some of the smartest people who will also ask some of the silliest questions you've ever been asked in your life. It would appear that their enormous brains are preoccupied with space travel to the point where they have forgotten what it is like to live a normal life.
Which is what appears to have taken place in this particular instance. In spite of the fact that there are a great number of songs, books, and movies that make it abundantly clear when Christmas is, it is actually not normal for people to ask this question.
No Such Thing as Dumb Answers…
There are some questions that are so absurd that they really shouldn't be answered, particularly when the person asking the question does not even realize that they are being answered. Despite the fact that many home appliances have names that are hard to understand or are intentionally vague (we're looking at you, Ninja products), the functions of some of these items are crystal clear.
Due to the fact that their primary function is to cook rice, rice cookers are able to offer you advice that is without a doubt accurate. It's possible that they were under the impression that the oven could be used to make pizza. It is highly unlikely that we will ever know the answer.
Free Bird
According to the American Museum of Natural History, there are more than 18,000 different species of birds found across the globe. Were you aware of this fact? There are a lot of distinctions and contrasts between each of them! But without a shadow of a doubt, penguins take the cake when it comes to popularity.
As a result of the widespread popularity of these flightless birds, the vast majority of people are familiar with at least some of the most fundamental information regarding them. If the father in question is illiterate, he is not exactly providing the most positive example for his kids to follow.
Darwin Is Sweating Right Now
Animal biology can appear challenging and confusing to individuals who do not study the subject on the same level as biologists and veterinarians do. What are some of the key differences between a cheetah and a jaguar? Or, to put it another way, why are dolphins classified as mammals and not fish like tuna?
This friend appears to have some concerns of their own, given that they appear to believe that all animals can transform into a secondary form. The theory that a pony could evolve into a horse is somewhat comprehensible to us, but how did goats become deer? We seriously doubt that we will ever be able to comprehend the logic behind that.
Perfect Couple
Some partners in a relationship are so well suited to one another that they form what might be called a "perfect pair." Some examples of such combinations are pepper and salt, thunder and lightning, peanut butter and jelly, lock and key, and lightning and thunder. It should come as no surprise to learn that two things, when purchased together, are referred to as a pair. Right?
It would appear that this particular customer did in fact require clarification on this matter because it is possible that he has difficulty counting. In either scenario, this is most likely one of the most absurd questions that a seller could be asked, and believe us when we say that such questions can easily become completely absurd.
Simple Logic
Certain things, such as the yearly calendar, give the impression of being unchangeable and unavoidable as if they were carved in stone when in reality they are subject to a great deal of subjectivity. On the other hand, it would appear that not everyone shares that viewpoint.
Certain things, such as the yearly calendar, give the impression of being unchangeable and unavoidable as if they were carved in stone when in reality they are subject to a great deal of subjectivity. On the other hand, it would appear that not everyone shares that viewpoint.
Long Live the Queen
Even though most students only learn about the history of their own country or region, most students do, in fact, learn about world history in their classrooms, and this includes the history of the British Empire. Especially taking into consideration the fact that they eventually established themselves pretty much everywhere in the world.
This suggests that the majority of people should be aware that England and Britain aren't actually synonyms for one another... It would appear that the young lady was absent from that class and was acting foolishly by speaking in front of the other students in her group.
Do You Know the Time?
It is not always easy to adjust to a new time zone when you travel to a different country or even just across the country. The process of becoming accustomed to resetting your clocks to different times requires a significant amount of practice, patience, and time to complete.
On the other hand, it shouldn't really have any effect on the fundamental geography knowledge you already possess. Despite the fact that there are approximately 2,600 miles of distance that separates the two states, Idaho and Florida are not considered to be part of a different country. These individuals ought to give some thought to bringing a map with them the next time they go somewhere other than their home state.
Buffalo Bill
Buffalo wings are a well-known favorite among those of us who eat meat, and for good reason: those crispy, flaming-hot pieces of tender chicken can make us salivate from a great distance. We all want a little spice in our lives, and for those of us who do eat meat, buffalo wings are a well-known favorite.
On the other hand, it is common knowledge that they are chicken wings. The answer is obviously not! To set the record straight for this moron, buffalo do not have any wings, not even the tiniest ones (although those would be cute). In addition, we do not know how or where they got the idea that they are in danger, and we do not know how they got that idea.
Cheap And Fast – Nowhere Airlines
It is simple to imagine that Rome and London are located in different countries due to the fact that both are brought up in conversation so frequently. It is inconceivable to omit the enchanting City of Lights that is Paris from this list. Paris is a must-see destination.
Despite the fact that residents of the City of Lights are known for their impoliteness, the region is not yet recognized as a sovereign state. Even though this might be the shortest flight you've ever been on, it's still important to bring it to everyone's attention.
Sunburned
Sun protection is an aspect of health that is frequently disregarded. In order to protect your skin from both short-term and long-term damage, you should always make sure to apply sunscreen and, preferably, wear a hat with a wide brim whenever you go outside, even on days that are only slightly sunny.
This idiot claims that as long as you keep moving, you can avoid getting caught by the sun. It is abundantly clear that this is not how sun rays operate. Applying more sunscreen is something you should do as a result of the example set by this fool.
Roast Extravaganza
Roast beef that is tender and juicy is an essential component of a traditional Sunday dinner with the family. Those who have never cooked a meal in their lives may find the history of the dish to be quite baffling (or a butcher shop). Providing, of course, that they are incapable of any form of literacy.
This gentleman is probably not the most qualified candidate to work in a restaurant, even though we do not know what he was contemplating at the time. Really, now, step it up! It's right there in the name, so to speak! At least he handled it well and was able to make light of the situation.
Staying Alive
Make a note to read the instructions on any piece of life-saving equipment and ensure that you fully understand them before using them. Taking the time to ensure that you fully comprehend what each piece of information that they provide actually means will be time well spent.
If this guy actually believed that this was what his detector meant, then he is most likely suffering from carbon monoxide poisoning, which causes symptoms like dizziness. It is really quite incredible that this man has been able to hold on to his life for as long as he has.
Boot Shaped Country
The Italians have gifted the rest of the world with some of the most incredible foods, including gelato, pizza, and of course pasta. This nation in the shape of a boot takes it very seriously, as it should, and there are entire cultural events that are devoted to celebrating it.
This is the sort of thing that would make any Italian mother worth her salt cringe in horror. In its most basic form, this act of sacrilege is analogous to asserting that a golden retriever is not a canine. utterly revolting, especially when one considers the fact that spaghetti is widely regarded as one of the top shapes for pasta.
Double Trouble
Why does it seem that parents of twins, especially those who have children of the same gender, feel the need to dress their children in outfits that are identical to one another? Given that they already share the same birthday, is it absolutely necessary for them to have the same taste in clothing? Give the children the opportunity to form their own unique identities!
Even though the parents put forth their best efforts, it is not always possible for them to have children who are genetically identical to each other. This is especially the case when they have fraternal twins who are of different genders (because identical twins that are a boy and a girl are quite obviously biologically impossible).
No Going Back From That Donation
Donating one's organs, as incredible as it may sound, can actually help save lives. And if you so choose, you can donate a number of organs without causing yourself undue physical harm (for example, who has a use for two kidneys?). Weirdly, there are some presents that can only be given after a person has departed from this world.
Whenever you are using it, you need to make sure that you keep your working heart to yourself. Therefore, the person who inquired about this is an idiot of the highest order. Given that this is such a private and delicate matter, it is also shockingly insensitive of you to bring it up. He must not experience any emotions at all.
Vegan Menu Options
These days, there are vegan meat alternatives that taste so convincingly like the real thing that you might mistake them for the real thing. Have you had the chance to try one of those BeyondBurgers yet? They are absolutely incredible in every way! And now that companies are attempting to create new meat from living cells, the competition has become even more intense.
However, the alternatives that are currently on the market are most certainly not intended to be sold in the section of grocery stores that is dedicated to meat! Whoever thought it would be a good idea to put vegan food in the one place a vegan would never want to go in the first place decided it would be a good idea.
Mouse Trap
Seriously, fifty percent of the people on this list need to brush up on their knowledge of the most fundamental ideas. Honestly! Animals are discussed in kindergarten! Although some animal species do have distinct names for males and females of the same species, these particular species are not among those that follow that practice.
No, rodents such as rats and mice are not comparable to poultry such as chickens or roosters. If Mickey and Minnie Mouse aren't enough of an example for you, just keep in mind that mice of any gender are cute, while rats are repulsive. The rats from Ratatouille are the only ones that bother us, but other than that, we don't mind them at all.
Technology Generation
It is true that technology gives us the impression of greater intelligence because it simplifies the challenges we face in our daily lives. On the other hand, it does achieve its goal of making us less intelligent while at the same time doing so. We are not going to sugarcoat it: as a result of autocorrect and spellcheck, the majority of our spelling skills have been lost.
Combining low-tech and high-tech skills, on the other hand, is a completely different kind of stupid. On the other hand, if there was a tool that could thoroughly check our spelling for everything we write, you can bet that we would pay top dollar for it. Come on tech revolution, hit us up!
Let Down Your Hair
Hair is very important. Although it might not make sense right now, we ask that you bare with us. In addition to being a purely personal choice, hair is also influenced by culture, religion, and current fashion trends. This gives you the opportunity to express yourself through the way that you choose to style your hair.
In addition, due to the fact that it takes such a long time to mature completely, any decisions that you make should be ones that you are prepared to live with (at least for a while). We sometimes find ourselves wishing that our hair could "naturally" grow to any length that we choose. In all honesty, it would make the process of maintaining one's hair a lot less difficult.
Who Needs Enemies
Numerous impairments necessitate the implementation of innovative and creative adaptations, such as constructing an accessible ramp that is suitable for wheelchair users or incorporating an audio description option into video players so that blind people can also enjoy the content. Unfortunately, not all lodging options will function exactly as you would expect them to.
These two coworkers were able to easily accommodate "Bob's" hearing loss by employing a system that was both straightforward and ingenious. Regrettably, they failed to account for the fact that other people can sometimes be completely moronic. Do they seriously believe that he will regain his hearing if they call him again later?
Lapse of Attention
Being inattentive is one of the quickest ways to come across as a complete moron in any social setting. This is because it gives the impression that you are not paying attention. However, the dreaded classroom in the high school must be one of the worst places to have such a lapse in attention because of the severity of the consequences.
Since then, we're willing to bet that the name "bill girl" has stuck with that particular girl at her school. A name that is truly embarrassing. We can only hope that she was able to better concentrate in class as a result of the incredibly embarrassing experience she had.
Big City Lights
We've all come across people who are extremely frugal with their money, typically because they're struggling financially and living on a shoestring, but on occasion, they're just trying to save money. There is nothing worse than the level of pettiness that can be achieved by a miserly person when they are trying to calculate what they are owed.
And every so often, as the person referred to as "friend" in this post, people of that type can be extremely dimwitted. We are fortunate enough to not have to worry about the cost of our electricity bill, despite the fact that owning and operating a car can be a very costly endeavor.
Made Up History
The Vikings were a real historical figure, despite the fact that they have a reputation for being fictional. These ferocious bands of warriors from Scandinavia traveled further than the majority of clans could have ever imagined they would go before setting foot in the Americas. This occurred before any other European set foot in the Americas.
They were successful enough to find a small community in what is now Canada. Therefore, it is a terrible insult to hear someone dismiss their illustrious past by considering them to be nothing more than animated creations. To do so would be to belittle their accomplishments. May the powerful crows and Odin, the Great All-Father, strike this uneducated dumdum where they stand!
Dark Times
The last thing you want to experience just as you're getting ready to board a plane for a vacation is bad weather, which will quite literally put a damper on your plans. The majority of today's aircraft thanks to their increased power and level of sophistication, are capable of flying in virtually any weather.
Evidently, this brilliant woman thought she had made the discovery of the century with her work. It would appear that she has neglected to take into consideration a teeny-tiny and unimportant point, namely the reality that airplanes are unable to take off when they are covered with a canopy.
Is Your Child Smarter Than You?
We humans used to believe that our little planet was the hub of everything in the universe, but now we know for certain that not only are we not at the center of everything, but we are not even at the center of our own system.
Due to the high level of incompetence displayed by this individual, they should under no circumstances be put in a position where they are responsible for educating and shaping the minds of children. When your nine-year-old child points out an error in your understanding of such a fundamental fact, you can be sure that your training has been ineffective.
In Your DNA…
It is widely held that children inherit certain characteristics from their parents, particularly those pertaining to their physical characteristics and facial features. Genetic research backs up this theory. Although it has been proposed that a baby's genetic makeup could be altered to give them a specific appearance, the technology required to do so is still a long way off.
In spite of the fact that this young woman is under the impression that a parent can exert some level of influence over the size (or shape) of their child's nose through the use of plastic surgery, this is not the case. Perhaps she is not quite ready to take on the role of a mother, at least not until she learns the whole story.
Skipping Science Class Doesn’t Pay Off
There are times when it appears as though certain students skipped an excessive amount of science classes while they were in elementary school. If this is not the case, how can you even begin to justify the conclusions that these other people have drawn? Because not a single one of these functions in this way!
Although it is a humorous concept, the idea that trees generate wind for us by rapidly flapping their branches in order to do so is not only implausible but also incorrect in more ways than we are able to count. This is a completely new and different kind of stupid!
It’s Human to Make Mistakes
The one and the only place in society where it is perfectly fine to make a mistake is in the classroom. In point of fact, that is precisely the location where you ought to be making errors so that you can be patiently and kindly corrected. You must nevertheless exercise common sense.
However, it is clear that having common sense is not as common as one might think, and by the time you are in the eighth grade, you ought to know a little bit better. In point of fact, the expression "spin-inducing satellites" sounds like it should be included in a science fiction novel, which is most likely not the best place to learn facts.
Flying, Swimming Cars
Despite what one might assume based on looking at a map, the distance between Texas and Hawaii is quite significant (about 3,500 miles). But when you take into account the vast ocean that separates them, you realize that they are actually quite a bit further apart.
It is reasonable to assume that a greater number of people are aware of the fact that the only ways to get to and from Hawaii are by boat or airplane due to the fact that Hawaii is a remote island. However, we cannot wait to see the state-of-the-art submarine vehicle that can navigate the depths of the ocean.
You Should Travel More
Did you notice? Because penguins and seals predominate in Antarctica's ecosystem, the name, which literally translates as "opposite of the bears," is appropriate for the world's southernmost continent. Just a funny anecdote to brighten your day before this post lowers your IQ a couple of points.
This friend should get out more and explore the world by embarking on more adventures. Another option is to travel even further south than Mexico. They may discover on their own that moving closer to either pole results in a significant temperature drop.