We all know how heart-wrenching it can be to lose a friend, item, or pet. Sometimes we go as far as asking the community for help. However, those are mostly in very special cases. We have come to witness that not all MISSING posters are for the right reasons. Sometimes the sarcastic undertone makes the cold beverage you were just sipping on come bubbling out your nose from laughter and we would like to share these funny lost and found posters with you.
Long Lost Librarian Love With Wings
There’s no greater feeling than meeting someone new and completely getting your socks blown off. In this case, that someone turned out to be a pigeon. What could’ve been a lifelong, fiery love affair, turned out to be short-lived as the pigeon flew away after just five minutes, leaving the man with a broken heart? Clearly, the feeling wasn’t mutual and now the rejection has pushed the man to put signs out in the hope to find his long-lost feathered companion.
It was said that their introduction happened under a tree close to the library which is where the man was sitting, waiting patiently for a lover to come to sweep him off his feet. Unfortunately, this lover had feathers that are used to escape the fickle claws of love.
He’s Not Missing, He Is Mine
The devastation of losing a dog is unbearable to those who truly love their fur babies. This person, however, found a missing dog even before any posters were made about the dog being missing in the first place. We do feel that the devastation of losing their most loyal companion was outweighed by the joy of this person finding him.
We cannot help but feel happy for this little guy, that he now has a new best friend. Must be one super amazing dog with loads of swag to land himself a new home and have someone go out of their way with these posters when it's usually the other way around. This guy means business and we wish them well in their new life together.
The Dumbest Dog on Earth Called Eric
Eric, the world’s dumbest dog has gone missing and his owners couldn't care less. They probably had enough of looking into his frying-pan-looking face and unneutered manhood. They would love nothing more than just sell the big bin that the poster is stuck on.
Money is running at an all-time low and they're probably in need of some junk food to satisfy their late-night food cravings. With mroatmeal@hotmail.com for an email address, we can only assume that Eric’s owners are not so serious. We don't judge, we're just hoping Eric gets neutered before his goodies get him into trouble.
The Saddest Chicken Found on The Happiest Day
Fridays generally bind the world together in celebration of the weekend. It's seldom that a sad face rocks up at your house, let alone the face of a chicken. No, we don't mean your cowardice friend. We mean an actual real-life chicken.
This chicken seemed to be so emotional that its facial expressions spoke poetry, forcing the woman whose apartment the chicken rocked up at, to put out signs in the desperate hope to find the original owners. The chicken probably heard about all the vegan movements happening around the world and hit a serious depression when its owners wanted to eat her.
After Many Years Lionel Richie Still Serenades the Loneliest Among Us
It's not what you want, but how badly you want it. From dream jobs to adventurous partners, new homes, and new travel destinations. In this case, it's a winning Lionel Richie poster that speaks to the masses. The words to one of the world’s most popular songs are typed out at the bottom and you can tear a piece off in old-fashioned advert style.
The creator of this poster deserves a prize for its level of creativity and all the laughter that came with it. The chorus to this song must’ve been used in over a million punchlines across the globe but to have made the effort to print this poster, and have it stuck in a public area just for giggles, is priceless. Lionel would be proud.
Real Life Ninja Turtles and the Poster to Prove It
The debate can finally rest, turtles and nunchucks have been found, proving to the world just how safe we are against the forces of evil. Word on the street is that Master Splinter has died due to old age, but the legacy lives on. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are flying the flag high for mutant species across the sewage lines of America, blowing their cover in the name of truth and protection of mankind.
We all know how busy they are eating pizza and fighting crime and then in the midst of it all, one drops his nunchucks. Not quite the statement they wanted to come out with but a statement nonetheless. Thank you turtles. Now, where is April to report all this?
Losing Your Mind Might Not Be So Bad
Many people fear losing their minds to the point of no return, but have you ever really thought about it? When there is no mind, there is no questioning of sanity because there's no mind to do the questioning. The person who made this poster has most likely found ultimate freedom resulting in ultimate confidence, which in question, could lead to world peace as there would be no one to steal money or go to war with.
Surely there is bliss to be found in losing one's mind?. Whoever made this poster has found nirvana and as the poster states, the missing brain is not wanted back. This might also be because he doesn’t have the brain to realize that he needs it back. Either way, his brain-dead permanent holiday seems to be working for him.
Wet Cat Goes Missing And Turns Into Possum
As much as we love our furry friends, some animals are just better left wild. Our need to domesticate animals is getting out of hand, which is why we aren't sure if this cat is a normal house cat or just a wild cat that fell into the water.
What we do know is that the poor (wet) cat in the poster seems to be turning into a raging possum. Whatever it is, the owner is looking for her so if spotted, please return her using caution. They take no responsibility for any violent episodes.
The Majestically Fluffy Barking Cheese Addict
There is no better way to draw attention to your dog than through a MISSING poster. The play on peoples' emotions is rather evil, yet genius, it all depends on how you look at it. Someone took the time to make a poster about their cheese-addicted, majestically wild-haired, slightly temperamental dog, for all the wrong reasons.
Instead of the dog being missing, which is why you keep reading the sign, they opted for an attention-seeking scam to show off their scruffy mutt. We still can’t figure out if this is hilarious or annoying but the dog looks cute, so we’ll take it. Now can someone please bathe the poor thing?
Harry Is Hairy, Now Hurry!
Harry the pet fly has gone missing and the reward seems to have done the trick. We feel kinda sorry for the people who think this is serious. For the rest, it’s good to see people still have a sense of humor these days. By the looks of it, many have been curious about the outcome of this poster.
We do however feel that if it was someones missing a pet, no matter how big or small, we would be right in front of this search party, screaming out loud for Harry the hairy fly to make his safe return home.
Unicorn Exposes Drug Users at Office
We all know how serious the workplace can be. It’s a place filled with rules and deadlines and co-workers from hell who try to expose you for every second you walk in to work late. The unspoken competition that causes many people sleepless nights is highly unnecessary, so we take our hat off to the person who created this sign about the missing unicorn.
We are sure it brought about laughter and eased any unwanted tension. Not only that, but the drug users were probably all related and made some new friendships as they spotted each other laughing at different levels of intensity. Like the saying goes “birds of a feather flock together”.
No Reward for Missing Daisy
As much as we wish we could find and keep poor Daisy, the owners make us slightly scared of ever becoming her new owners. We can deal with her biting the blonde children as well as being angry with the world, but we don't want to get into politics when we get home after a long day’s work, especially with a sweet little poodle who hates the new Pope.
Also, to be fair, after Covid we could all do with some extra cash so a reward would've been nice. Couldn't they at least lie about the reward? They say dogs represent their owners to the point where they look like them, Daisy being oily has us wondering about the personal hygiene in that house. Perhaps Daisy is just out looking for some shampoo.
Ryan Gosling or Something Close, Thank You
Ryan Gosling found this poster and personally called the girl to ask her out on a date, which is what would have been the perfect ending to this romance novel. But this is not a romance novel neither is it the end, with only one tiny piece of paper torn off the bottom of the sign, this woman's quest has only just begun.
We wish her well on her journey to find true love in the form of Ryan Gosling because that is a pretty high-set bar, but you just never know these days, maybe Mr.Right is out there, looking for her too.
Babysitter Claims to Be Reincarnation of Bowie
Anyone who uses David Bowie’s face for their babysitting services is a hero in our eyes. What greater form of entertainment will you ever find to keep your little bundle of joy entertained? Jareth G. King has great taste in music and loves children. The professional manner in which he deals with relationships is well explained as a magic dance which is how all relationships should be dealt with, especially when it comes to kids.
He also lives in a castle. We do hope this means there's a jumping castle? Anyway, Jareth has been offering his services for 35 years with no takers. We wonder why? It can only be due to the 13 hour time period in which he babysits before he steals your child’s soul but that’s just speculation.
The Mother of All Science Nerds
Well someone paid attention in Science class. This guy made a sign that only a small percentage of the population will understand, due to a study performed by a great scientist only talked about among those who are truly passionate about science experiments, and maybe also sadists.
Schrodinger’s Cat is a thought experiment illustrating the paradox of quantum superposition in quantum mechanics. Basically, a cat may be dead and alive at the same time as a result of a random subatomic event that may or may not occur. Whoever made this sign could arguably be the smartest nerd we ever almost encountered.
Begging for Mercy
Every now and then an act of kindness restores our faith in humanity. In a world filled with lies and deceit, a small act of kindness is all it takes to put the smile back on your dial. This note was requesting a small act of kindness from a parking official.
We're not sure if the people really lost their key or not but since they at least made an effort to come up with a half-decent excuse, perhaps the parking official should take pity on them. If pity was indeed taken, we hope that the owners paid it forward.
Efforts to Find Puppy Go Down the Toilet
We’re just going to assume this is some kind of sick joke as missing puppies are already an emotional rollercoaster to deal with, and now to see that someone else’s efforts have been ruined by this imbecile is beyond us. In some disturbing way, this might also be the funniest prank sign to date.
Just reading the sign makes one either fire up in anger or burst out in laughter but the emotions run high with this one. In the case where a puppy is indeed missing, we hope the owners find the puppy, and then find whoever made this sign. We have a feeling it won’t go so well for the person who made the sign.
Pierre Starts Ultimate Canine Revolution
A dog that finally speaks to the masses, although we highly doubt he would be getting a lot of followers as most pets across America have been reported to be more spoilt than human kids. Almost two-thirds of dog and cat owners admit to treating their pets like family members where they share beds, cook them special food from pet grocers, go puppy pub crawling to name a few, and there’s no sign in stopping anytime soon.
Most of the population in the US has adopted behaviors mimicking traditional parent-child relationships. We wish Pierre all the best on his revolution but we think that most other dogs are quite happy eating their gourmet meals every night. It must be said, not all dogs have the luxury of a warm bed, so Pierre and his majestic hairdo might be on to something.
Smelly Cat, Oh Smelly Cat Where Did You Come From
If you were alive and old enough to remember one of the most famous sitcoms the world ever produced called Friends, you will remember the song Phoebe Buffay wrote, sang, and performed on her guitar in their favorite coffee shop. It will go down in history as one of the most obscure and funniest songs to come out of a sitcom. Well, this poster seems to have that song as its theme song. The smelly cat. It brings all the giggles it intended.
The poster states the obvious characteristics of an aggressive, not house trained, collarless, backyard dwelling skunk. We do hope Paul finds its owner.
With Aaron in the Area, You’re Sure to Get Malaria
A unique combination to say the least, but love comes in all shapes and sizes. With only three days left to live we hope Aaron gets reunited with his loving family as they are devastated about his disappearance. We hope he gets home safely and doesn’t lose any potency in the tiny little killing Malaria and West Nile disease molecules he is carrying.
We wonder how his bed looks, or if he even sleeps or eats anything aside from human blood? So many questions. We will be sure to follow up on this case because the world deserves some answers.
Horse Farm at Sea Finds Missing Cat
We would love for someone to explain to us what on earth is going on here. This extremely obscure meeting of horse-with-cat-on-ship has our minds spinning faster than the speed of light. Not only is there no contact number for the poor supposedly missing cat, but they are also on a ship at sea which is any cat’s worst nightmare.
The horse seems to be showing off his little friend whilst the cat seems to be two breaths away from having a seizure. Perhaps if there are other animals around on this farm-ship, they wouldn’t mind hugging the poor cat?
Help! Strange Cat Is Taking Over
Let’s get one thing straight here, cats own us. We do not own cats. We are their human pets and they decide whether or not they stay or go. We can feed them as much as we can with the world’s most delicious food, but if they find greener pastures somewhere else, they will dump us in a second.
As in this case, we hate to break it to the person who put this sign-out, but when the cat moves in, you might as well pack your little suitcase and move out, or, live with it. Sorry, Bronwen.
Non-Cash Reward for Sir Lancelot's
First of all, what on earth is a non-cash reward? Do we get paid in diamond or new smartphones because if that’s the case, we’re sure the whole world is out looking for this very loved crab? The reward for pet crabs is unheard of, but so are non-cash rewards and to be honest, we’re sure there are enough desperate people out there who would do anything for a piece of the pie.
We seem to be getting off-topic here but the non-cash rewards seem to be more interesting than the fact that someone is looking for their pet crab.
800lbs Jungle Cat Goes Missing
Is there anyone here who wouldn't be willing to go out and search for a lost Mr. Tiddles? It definitely seems like a good idea to search for an 800lbs cat, especially at night.
We also call lions out in the wild cats because they are indeed from the large cat family, so this sign feels slightly overused. Mr.Tiddles is a good name though. Okay, we might still help to find your stupid cat. AAAARRRRGGHHHH!
Raspberry Beret Goes Missing and the Sign Is Gold
Nothing revives the dead quite like a joke. In this case, the person who made this sign has us in stitches. The classic song written and sung by the legendary Prince has made its way onto a very well thought of public sign stating that the raspberry beret has gone missing. We love when people have a sense of humor and can keep the classics alive like a musician of his caliber. Whoever made this poster must be a big fan and we love him for it.
Prince came from a time when lyrics were still of good quality and substance and music was an art form that only a very few could master. So, to whoever made this sign, thank you, it’s brilliant!
Take It All for Free
This sign is the epitome of any robber’s dream. Imagine someone being stupid enough to put a sign up like this and believing that it would be returned without anything going missing. Or better yet, some robbers believing that this is true. We can only imagine a few robbers running around Brooklyn like a bunch of headless chickens looking for lost car keys.
Either way, it got our attention and made quite a few people burst out laughing. Especially in a place like Brooklyn where there seems to be a constant hustle for some extra cash.
Thug Pigeon Torments Dog and Child
There’s a thug pigeon on the loose and this mother is not having it. A mother can only handle so much before she meets a thug at its own game. She has put out signs asking for whoever owns this pigeon, to claim it back before she takes the law into her own hands. Messing with her is one thing, but messing with her dog or daughter is a whole different ball game.
We don’t think we have the heart to tell her that the one pigeon has a group of about 50 million across the planet just waiting to take its place in tormenting her precious dog and kid. Let’s leave it for her to find out.
Dog Reward for Trombone Lessons to Save Marriage
As much as this poor man is desperate to save his marriage with trombone lessons, we think it’s advisable to rather go for spelling lessons instead and also keep the dog. Just look at that beautiful face. We’re sure this dog will be snatched up before the trombone lessons even start. It is very seldom that you see a reward poster with the animal on it to be the reward.
At first glance, we thought we weren’t reading right, but it became clear later on and now we feel the need to call animal rescue. Poor Toby deserves a loving home and not one where the owner can’t spell or satisfy his wife.
Go to Hell Bicycle Thief!
We can relate to the anger, kid. We’ve likely all had something stolen from us, the rage is unexplainable especially if it’s something we hold very dear. In this case, it’s a boy’s bicycle. He is so outraged that he doesn’t even want his bike back but rather uses the poster as a rant to wish the thief a life of torture by flames in eternal hell.
The way the kid describes his chariot from memory alone just states how much he loved his bike. The details are pretty impressive. Our hearts go out to him. We feel you, kid. You tell’em!
Beware! Miniature Nightmare on the Loose
We have recently been informed that Klaus the miniature nightmare has gone missing and the owners are so petrified that they don’t even want him back. AS much as we love dogs, Klaus seems to be able to not only want to bite your face off but is also capable of jumping any wall by the looks of this photo.
When you opt for a dog you don’t take into consideration that he could have a bloodline that stems from kangaroo heritage. We don’t know if the dog behind Klaus is his alter-ego or if it’s his crazy siblings, but both seem to have flown over the cuckoo nest and we hope animal control finds Klaus before his friend eats through the wall looking for him.
The Rubber Band That Handles Rejection
It must suck to be a rubber band. Always being surrounded by wads of cash but never being used other than keeping things together, all the time. Cash gets used, you get tossed. All alone, ripped and tossed to the ground like a used piece of toilet paper. To experience that kind of rejection and still manage to wake up, get out of bed, wipe his tears and go to work in the morning is beyond us.
We have a lot to learn from this incredible source of character. We must all take a page from his book, find our inner-rubber band and strive to conquer our struggles.
Do Not Attempt to Catch the Wormhole
There is a wormhole on the loose and nothing or no one on the planet will be able to catch it so don’t even try. According to this very intriguing sign, you will only screw with time and we all need the concept of time to live our lives. It’s kinda difficult to stop looking at this sign which makes us think that it’s pretty genius. Not only does it last forever but you almost want to get inside and see how deep it goes.
What strikes us most is that someone thought up this genius concept and took the time to put them all over the neighborhood. We feel that this might be some form of code language to distinguish sober people from stoners.
If You Haven’t Seen This Cat, You Have Meow
What starts as a traditional lost-pet sign quickly becomes a laugh as the person just wanted to show off their laughing cat. This is quite evident in the small tearing papers below which carry no information or contact number. It makes you just want to laugh with the cat as its very unusual facial expressions are quite human-like.
We hope the whole world gets to see this beautiful smiling cat as we are sure it will bring great joy as it did to us. What do you think the cat is looking at?
Finders Keepers Losers Weepers
When we find something cool lying on the ground, like money, them for example, we love shouting this saying out at the top of our lungs. As we get older, however, most of us have a small sense of consciousness that prohibits us from fully enjoying someone else's lost goods.
Now and then though, there are moments where you come across something so epic that there is zero chance of us not enjoying it, which is the case of the person who found a horse. We can’t help but assume that the horse is going to eat the person out of the house and make the person regret their decision in keeping it. Hence why they probably added their contact number after stating not to call.
Top Secret Contact Numbers Leaked Over Town
We all know how much the tabloids love good Hollywood scandals. This is not even close to one but the person who made this sign did a great job at ripping them off. Pretending to have their contact information missing that was on the tiny slides of paper at the bottom, has the whole town hysterical with laughter.
They kindly ask for the return of their very private contact details and for them to reattach it back onto the poster. Good luck with that, girlfriend.