High school yearbook quotes can be a source of inspiration for many, but some former seniors decided to go down the path less traveled and instead opt for humorous quips that will make their peers burst into laughter. If you're looking for a good laugh, here's your chance; these hilarious vintage photos from past graduates are sure to have you crying with joy.
Jokes at Your Own Expense
Growing up with the surname "Ho" undoubtedly exposes one to a certain amount of mockery and teasing from peers and adults alike. But these days, Michelle is a mature adult who gladly accepts her status. She has finally decided that she is ready for everyone to know that "This Ho is here!" after spending all those years trying to avoid having her name called out in middle school classes by ducking into bathrooms during attendance lists. Imagine the level of self-assurance that this young woman possesses.
Some people would feel uncomfortable carrying their family name like this, so it's likely that they would change it as soon as they could. Instead, she came to the conclusion that she should highlight it through her humorous contributions to the yearbook. Would you have the guts to engage in such risky behavior?
Wait a Minute...
Zachary Chastain was a modern-day hero because he was able to balance the always difficult task of attending high school with the additional responsibility of being a teenage father who was raising his child on his own. After reading what he had written about life in their yearbook, Zachary's classmates were able to recognize his tenacity and great accomplishments. He had written that life is not a competition; rather, it is about cooperation, kindness, and understanding.
Zachary exemplified these lessons each and every day at school. Zack, with grace (and perhaps not a small amount of love), took those daunting obstacles head-on and showed everyone around him exactly how important solidarity can be within our communities. This was in spite of any struggles that may have occurred along the way.
Who’s Lying Here
Both Brandon and Tasha are on opposite sides of an argument that will never end. Brandon seems to believe that everyone he comes in contact with is his biggest fan. Still, the rarely reliable source known as "everyone" has apparently come to the conclusion that Brandon Dawson is nothing more than a liar!
These polar opposite points of view will continue to be unresolved as they make preparations for their respective paths in life after high school - at least until the time comes when they all get together again after college. Imagine their actions when they saw each other again. We are curious as to your thoughts on whether or not this petty argument from the yearbook persisted. Or did they choose to laugh it off and see the humor in the situation?
All the Single Ladies Put Your Hands Up
Morgan had a sneaking suspicion that the love she had when she was a teenager would not stand the test of time. She maintained her sense of humor in spite of harrowing highs and lows by immortalizing those tumultuous times in the quote that she included in her yearbook, demonstrating that one can still find laughter even in the loneliest moments of their life.
She did not allow herself to become someone who was dependent on the love of other people, which is something that other people do. She made the decision to include it as a quote in the yearbook despite the fact that being alone for an extended period of time can be unnerving for some people. She did it in such a charming way that we can only hope that she has found the man she will spend the rest of her life with.
You Just Can’t Look That Good
In light of the fact that Maxwell Barrett's graduation was drawing near, he had some advice to impart: "Make lemonade out of life's lemons." It's been said that attitude is everything, and that adage certainly rang true for Max throughout his time spent in high school. In spite of being subjected to adversity in all of its forms, such as bullying, ridicule, or name-calling.
He maintained an admirable critical distance from any type of negativity by maintaining a humorous outlook and coming up with a clever yearbook quote! We can bet that he took his motivational outlook with him to college, along with some stellar clothes that looked like they came straight off the runway (or at least it seemed so). After all, you can't possibly be attractive in that position. It will take some time before you can pull off Maxwell's look.
He Must Be a Big Fan of the Kardashians
Kim Kardashian proves time and again that she is a force to be reckoned with. While many know her for Keeping Up With The Kardashians or as the ever-stylish fashion mogul dating Kanye West - they may not realize Kim has an illustrious history of being incredibly clever!
Before fame came calling, this polymath was sowing the seeds of success in linguistics scholarship. Talk about star power! We're sure that Cain is a huge fan of the Kardashians, which is why he decided to make this quote historic. Perhaps he simply wants to create an image or success like them. Or he simply didn't like the people he was surrounded by, so he decided to address them in this way.
Is That a Little Too Honest?
Tyler Bentley had been known for her outrageous outbursts of laughter during the sixth period, leaving everyone in the dark about why she was so tickled. Little did they know that Tyler's secret (and smelly) lunchtime activity was caught on camera and printed right into the yearbook!
After putting two-and-two together, it became clear to all - pizza day made Tyler laugh harder than any other day because there were more things at stake than meets the eye...or nose. We really appreciate honest people, but does this seem like a little too much honesty to you? We're sure Tyler's a great complainer, but we're not sure this is a very good way to get someone to remember you by your yearbook. Or maybe that was her goal?
The Creator of Sponge Bob Must Be Proud
It's a constant reminder of the place called Bikini Bottom! These two high school students are paying homage to everyone's favorite Nickelodeon cartoon with this classic photo that will be included in their yearbook. They have proven that no matter how many years pass by, you are never too mature for a few laughs and nostalgia derived from Mr. Krabs' Krusty Krab.
That business empire or Patrick Star's humorously simple-minded advice on how to get through life. They did this by dressing in iconic Spongebob Squarepants gear from 1999 (yes, it's that old). It won't hurt you in the least to indulge your childlike side every once in a while; maybe the rest of us can learn something from your example as well!
She Was Referring to Twerking
When Hannah was asked to pick a quote that showed off her personality, she didn't hesitate; Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliot immediately came to mind. The iconic rapper and producer was the queen of catchy beats, innovative style, and unapologetic expression in the late 90s/ early 2000s - an ethos that resonated deeply with Hannah's own values.
When prompted for the reasoning behind this chosen senior quote, all it took for her response? A simple 'Real recognize real!' We know that twerking is very famous and has become a fashion. But this girl used a quote that some might find too vulgar, but to her; it seemed like a great reference for attracting guys. What do you think? Would you write something like that?
This Was a Classic Case of Kinder Surprise
Twins Katherine and Rebecca Henderson used their yearbook page to show just how awesome it is being a twin. Their creative side-by-side photos stunned classmates, but maybe not so much mom and dad! From funny jokes about clothes or haircuts, twins have an endless source of material when it comes to laughing at each other.
No wonder we’ll never get tired of the classic “twin joke" - they bring us more than enough laughs every time! We are sure that the parents really did not expect one of the twins. But we are also sure that they didn't even expect that the twins would bring it up in the yearbook. They really decided to surprise their parents all their lives.
First Love Story on This List
Although having butterflies is more commonly interpreted as a sign of love or attraction, and some people might even find it a little strange to get them when thinking about oneself, we're going to go ahead and call it a sign of admiration for oneself anyway. Way to go, Garrett Syke! Stay true to your unique self!
This high school student has no trouble loving who they are, which contrasts with the experience of some people for whom it is very challenging. When he considers himself, the intensity of his love causes him to experience a fluttering in his stomach. To what extent do you believe he will love the woman he is seeing? Even though we don't know the answer to that question, we are certain that this is the first love on this list...
Quotes Like This Confuse Us
There is a good chance that Martin Luther King Junior enjoyed a taco during his lifetime; however, the words that are attributed to him as a quote for a high school graduation ceremony might not have been said by him at all. We can't help but think that he would have thought of something more profound and motivational to say, coming from such an iconic figure in the civil rights movement!
It's pretty funny when they come up with their own quotes sometimes. However, we do not fully understand what these quotes mean. What impression do they give to you? We are forced to admit that they make quite a bit of sense to us. However, they write about anything that occurs to them at the time. You should be commended for having the guts to engage in activities such as this one.
What Is the First Thing?
It's safe to say that Connor Hart has one of the most unusual routines for getting ready in the morning. The majority of high school students struggle just to get out of bed and be on time for school, but Connor has an even greater obstacle to overcome: his strenuous workout. It would appear that being late is not a problem for him.
This guy favors clean clothing and never puts on sweatpants because of how soiled they always appear to be after he completes his daily routine. If getting out of bed is the second most challenging thing for him to do in the morning, then it begs the question: what could possibly be more challenging than that? What could be more challenging for a high school student than getting out of bed in the morning? What are your thoughts?
Make a Movie About This Man!
Greg Shwartz is unquestionably someone who knows how to make a grand entrance! When he took off his shirt and climbed onto a dinosaur during the senior museum field trip, he reached the pinnacle of his legendary sense of style. Even when he was getting into all sorts of mischief during his senior year before graduating from GHS, he never failed to win over the hearts of those around him.
Truly unforgettable! We believe that this individual would be an excellent choice for the lead role in a film. We have no doubt that this film would have been awarded an Oscar regardless of whether or not it featured a comedic character. And it's possible that he made this up, but there is an endless supply of humorous potential in this quotation. Many kudos to him for his inventiveness!
The Teacher Must Be Proud of His Achievements
This student started off with a few stumbles in his English classes during his freshman year, but thanks to the guidance of all of his previous instructors, he has developed into an impressive young adult over the course of his academic career. This graduating high school senior is equipped with both the knowledge and values that will guide him through life's tricky writing tasks as he continues onward!
With their support and wisdom, he was able to accomplish this! His teachers at WHS must be very pleased with him and this act. And also his mother and father! The inventiveness of the people on this list can sometimes border on the ridiculous. What are your thoughts on the humorous approaches taken by these high school students?
The Ultimate Motivational Quote
Mitchell Wieland openly disapproved of the efforts made by his contemporaries to be "uniquely themselves," which is something that many parents encourage their children to do. Instead, he has proposed an alternative way to live one's life: becoming part of the general population. Mitchell makes sure that those children don't feel left out and presents them with a more practical solution to their problem.
The harsh reality is that adults have a tendency to forget sometimes that their children may not have many redeeming qualities or attractive traits. Imagine the level of accomplishment he would accomplish if he decided to pursue a career as a life coach. There is no way that we could gauge his level of success. His sarcastic demeanor is unlike that of anyone else we have met.
A Totally New Universe for Vegetarians
Eating practices are now frequently seen as trendy alternatives or lifestyle choices, whereas in the past, they were primarily used as a means of obtaining sustenance. Many people go to extremes in their quest to find the diet that is best suited to meet their individual requirements for good health. These diets can range from veganism and vegetarianism to paleo and carb-free eating.
But not everyone feels the same way; sometimes, these discussions become tedious because ardent vegans go on and on about what a wise choice it was for them to adhere to a plant-based diet without paying attention to the cues provided by those in their immediate environment. However, Ankit Jain has broken this mold with his humorous take on vegetarianism, which speaks honestly while making light of the subject matter.
Thanks for the Information
Jason Avina took his yearbook quote as a chance to make an unexpected yet delightful statement. His mysterious words invited plenty of speculation, leaving everyone guessing both the meaning behind it and what graduation gift Jason had in store! While some thought he was hinting at bagels for all, we eventually realized that this final sendoff was just classic wit from our favorite class clown!
We are sincerely grateful to him for such a statement. As well as informing us all that he had eaten a bagel. While you probably thought he was out of inspiration, from the smile on his face, we think this quote is a lot more creative than you thought. What do you think?
This Girl Is Not Kidding
Alixandra Garcia was a notorious student in high school because of her razor-sharp wit, which frequently caused her classmates to take a few steps back in surprise. When it came time for everyone to sign each other's yearbooks, Alixandra decided to make one last confession: no matter how cruel they sounded on first listen...she meant every single word!
Alixandra's jokes have always been razor-cutting, whether they were friendly banter or full-blown insults. All good things must come with a caveat. You would be incorrect in your assumption if you thought she was being sarcastic when she wrote this quote in the yearbook. After all, she was required to come clean about this during the closing days of her senior year of high school.
Maybe He Wants To Be a Truck Driver
James Curtin is a senior in high school who has the wisdom of a much older man. His insight goes beyond his teenage years, as evidenced by the fact that he found motivation in the sayings of a 90s R&B icon named Sisqo, despite the fact that the quotes appeared to have a deeper meaning than he was capable of understanding.
James is of the opinion that it is irrelevant how old a person is because there is always something new to learn, even from the most profound texts and thoughts. We can only speculate about what his plans are for the future based on the information provided in this sentence from the yearbook. It appears to us that he expressed his aspiration in the form of song lyrics to become a truck driver at some point in the future. What impression does it leave you with?
Where Is the Logic Here?
Madi Genz is a force of nature that cannot be stopped, and she pursues her dreams without any fear. She defies the odds, easily overcomes any challenge that stands in her way and dominates everyone else at pizza-eating competitions, all while adhering to a stringent diet. She is truly an inspiration.
The example that Madi sets for us all is to follow the fearless pursuit of our goals and refuse to accept anything less than excellence. It should serve as motivation for all of us. Because everyone has their own distinct sense of humor, it is impossible for us to pass judgment on other people. However, situations like this leave us very perplexed. This brings us to our next question, which is: where exactly is the logic in this quote?
He Sure Has High Marks
John Wayne was a wise man, and through the impact of his words, he was able to make a difference in the lives of many people. This gentleman had the brilliant idea of preserving these lessons by writing them down in his high school yearbook; this is something that should be done more often.
Although it is obvious that spell check should have been utilized in this context as well, the thoughtful senior portrait photos that he took only add to the significance of this unique tribute. Even though there are a few typos here and there, we should give our thanks to the editors for ensuring that our favorite cowboy sage will be remembered for all of eternity. Because of this quote, we surmised that this individual must have received good grades (just joking).
We Have a Winner
The astute saying that Raunak Manandhar chose to include in his yearbook demonstrates that he is a supporter of unconventional modes of thought. Using as his point of departure one of the most well-liked characters from The Office, Raunak has given Michael Scott's famous catchphrase a creative new interpretation, providing all of us with a reason to laugh in the process.
Who says that students graduating from high school are required to use corny motivational quotes? Raunak deserves major props for doing things differently and standing out from the crowd by bringing some humor into this momentous occasion. Because of this, we were able to arrive at the conclusion that there is a winner for this yearbook list!
Best Friends Never Lack Creativity
As any self-respecting fans of Will Ferrel would do, Anthony and William couldn't help but poke a little fun at themselves in their yearbook pictures. This dynamic duo decided to recreate the famous fist bump shared by the iconic characters Ricky Bobby and Cal Naughton Jr. from the film Talladega Nights, much to the amusement (and surprise) of the school photographer!
These two "shake-and-bake" neighbors could not have asked for a more artistic commemorative photograph to mark the occasion. Do you also observe that the funniest and most creative ideas tend to come from your best friends? We are absolutely ecstatic about all of the imaginative suggestions for best friends! What do you think about this kind of picture and quotes?
Does He Do This to Everyone Or?
We learned from Segun that being different is not something to be embarrassed about; rather, it is an opportunity. When his yearbook photo was taken, he could have avoided being different like so many other people do; however, Segun opted for the cheeky approach and used his quote as a way to bring attention to his Nigerian heritage, demonstrating that despite your differences, you can still have fun.
These kinds of quotations will appear harmless to some people, while others will be troubled by them and think deeply about them. We do not know whether he is sending unsolicited emails to everyone or just to a select few individuals. Even if we did like it, its spooky appearance would prevent us from doing so.
Garbage Can or Cannot?
Yunosuke Shigeta has looked defeat in the face and has chosen to pick himself up and try again. When Yunosuke was in the tenth grade, his English teacher told him that he would never be successful in life. Instead of giving up and giving in to defeat, Yunosuke used this moment as a springboard to get better.
His resoluteness is fueled by tunnel vision, which he defines as the ability to find an opportunity in any circumstance, regardless of how unfavorable it may appear at first glance, to make lemonade out of lemons. No matter how large or small the challenge that lies ahead, Yunosuke keeps his eye on the prize by concentrating on the things that are most important to him and refusing to accept "No" for an answer.
His Parents Are Very Creative
The fact that one person can have two first names is not a laughing matter, as Carlos Carlos learned the hard way. He made it through high school in spite of the jokes and mockery that he received from his classmates, but unfortunately, college was more of the same for him.
Carlos has finally reached the point where he feels like he has had enough, and he is seriously considering changing his name in order to put an end once and for all to the problem of having a double identity. We are able to say that his parents possessed a lot of originality. We are at a loss to understand why he dislikes his name. It could just be my imagination, but it sounds like an echo.
Dad Jokes Are His Secret Weapon
Even though Bumb Avkit has an endless capacity for puns, he might have more success in the entertainment business as a "dad joke" comedian. His comedic talent was an instant hit among teachers, but it didn't quite translate to the same effect among classmates - what began with snickers soon turned into sighs and scoffs, leaving poor Avkit's jokes adrift on a sea of disinterest!
Drift on a sea of disinterest! Although we are not particularly fond of dad jokes, he did a great job of putting his insider knowledge to good use. What do you think of the joke that was just told? Or the better question is, do you like or use dad jokes? We are sure that everyone will remember him by what was written in the yearbook.
Can You Say Her Name?
Agboke Toluwalope used the entry she submitted for her high school's yearbook to make a bold statement about African American high school seniors across the country. Agboke is aware that not everyone has easy-to-pronounce bilingual first and last names like Jennifer Smith or Jessica Thompson, and she is tired of hearing principals mispronounce the names of their students because of the number of syllables in their names.
This young lady articulated her position in the most compelling and persuasive manner, in our opinion. By taking this stance, she is hoping that schools all over the world will begin to recognize the value of diverse monikers! The thing that interests us the most is whether or not you are able to pronounce her name correctly.
We Are Also Surprised
For Sofia, proving her own mother wrong was an empowering moment that surprised even herself. After all, moms are most often our biggest supporters - if they set their minds to it, nothing can stand in the way of them and their child's success! It may have been a challenge for mom to dream big when young Sofia first started setting lofty goals...
But now we wish she continues on this incredible mission against any doubters who come her way. After seeing this photo, we can say that we are just as surprised as her mom. We don't know if she wanted to show her mom that she can still succeed in certain things or if she wanted to make a joke out of it.
Keep Your Girls Safe Around This Guy
Keegan Large was, without a doubt, the most stylish and desirable student at his high school. He had a great sense of style. Even some of the instructors had a soft spot for this consistent award winner, who won Class Flirt, Nicest Eyes, Most Likely to Succeed, and Best Hair on multiple occasions over the course of several years. As soon as he stepped foot into his sophomore year.
He had ladies lining up to date him, and along with that self-assurance came an equally appealing motto: "There's no such thing as having too much charm!" Words of wisdom from MHS's very own eligible bachelor, if I may say so myself. If you find yourself in his vicinity, make sure that your girlfriend is well taken care of. Perhaps he will be able to win her over and turn her into his sweetheart.
Did He Check What He Wrote?
If you're not familiar with the rap scene, Gucci Mane is one of the most popular artists in it right now, and he's been climbing the charts ever since he made his debut in the middle of the 2000s. However, when it came time for Jared's yearbook quote, he chose something from this rapper rather than inspirational words from a notable figure like Steve Jobs or Albert Einstein…
It is much more likely that whatever was scribbled wouldn't meet your standards for grammatical accuracy! Perhaps he was too lazy to check the accuracy of what he had written. Perhaps he was in such a rush that he was unable to make the necessary corrections to the text. However, it turned out to be much funnier than it ought to have been.
He Used the Yearbook for Marketing Purposes
Marvin Biano was determined to get the most out of his high school experience so that he could fulfill his ambitions of becoming a hip-hop superstar. Rather than finding an inspirational quote at his graduation, he saw this as the perfect opportunity to spread his music far and wide by promoting his most recent mix tape. After all, who knows whose parent might be that important record executive?
It is abundantly clear that modern creative souls like Biano can achieve anything they set their minds to if they are determined and have ambition. Perhaps you find this to be ridiculous, or you don't think it's important enough to pay attention to. We believe that he did an excellent job of marketing himself by making use of his yearbook. It is, without a doubt, an unexpected move; however, this was the intended outcome.
Don’t Hurt Her Pet Peeves
This student had had enough of the age-old stereotype that blonde girls are not intelligent, and she wanted to make a strong statement about it in her high school yearbook. When she tried to explain why this was one of her "pet peeves," however, something was misunderstood because of the language barrier.
Thankfully, these gaffes can be looked back on after graduation and found to be quite amusing; here's hoping that she got a nice dictionary for her graduation present so that she can communicate more precisely in the future! What we suggest is that you try to be nicer. Nobody wants her most sensitive concerns to be hurt by what you do. What are your thoughts on the quote that she put in her blonde yearbook?
Listen to Celebrities
Joanna Clark has never been one to back down from a challenge and always goes for the kill. It's obvious that she enjoys a good challenge, and it's inspiring to see how committed she is to achieve her goals. Joanna accomplished a remarkable feat by placing third at the state tennis tournament for two years in a row by applying herself diligently and remaining determined, which is an accomplishment in and of itself.
Not only did she graduate high school near the top of her class, but she also managed to enroll in safety school on the accelerated track...not bad for an overachiever! At long last, Joanna graciously accepted the runner-up best hair honors from her senior superlatives with much love towards Paris Hilton (ummm, noteworthy!). She also expressed her sincere gratitude toward family members who supported her through every step of this journey.
Why People Share Intimate Things
Bathtime at night is Aaron Portillo's special way of winding down and relaxing at the end of the day. Even though this isn't necessarily concerning, the fact that Aaron felt the need to share such private information about his life with everyone at school raises some eyebrows.
While we all have our own techniques for dealing with stress, there are some things that are better off kept to ourselves. Why people feel the need to discuss such private matters with others is something that we just can't fathom. Is there a humorous twist to this method in any way? Or is that the first thing that has occurred to them? We are unsure; in that case, what are your thoughts?
Another Example of a Great Best-Friend-Team
Emily and Benjamin, who have been best friends for life, worked hard to ensure that their yearbook pages will be remembered. They inserted a quote from Barney Stinson's character on the television show How I Met Your Mother between the two of them, and it was the ideal finishing touch.
Although it would have been awesome to add an additional layer of drama for other students to enjoy, nothing could dampen the enthusiasm with which these two were working to create this masterpiece of geekery. This is yet another illustration of the superior functionality and inventiveness that can result from close friendships. As far as we are concerned, we need to compile a list of our "best friends" and the absurd exploits they have participated in.
This Guy Deviated From the Norm
As a senior in high school with a knack for originality, James Royel decided to embellish his yearbook quote with emojis in addition to the words that were originally there. Emoticons can be just as effective as a spoken language in certain situations, such as when we want our messages to stand out and have that extra oomph of emotion behind them.
Emojis are a relatively new form of communication among young people, but you won't find any examples of their use in yearbooks. Perhaps they were unaware that such a thing was even a possibility. However, since this is the case, James is present in order to demonstrate to them how one can convey a message through the medium of a yearbook.
Party Package of Three People
Kassidy, Keaton, and Kylee Durham, the Durham triplets, have always been recognized for the comedic talents that they possess. Even from the very beginning of elementary school, they were already so well known that teachers were required to place them in different classrooms so that other students could concentrate on their studies.
When it came time for everyone to submit their quotes for the yearbook, there was really only one response that could be anticipated: something that was hilarious. The three friends more than lived up to expectations by telling a hilariously corny knock-knock joke that had everyone rolling on the floor with laughter. Until now, you could see an example with twins on the list, but a triplet is something completely special.
Some People Really Over-Quote
When Kelly chose her yearbook quote, she wanted it to be something memorable. So rather than the typical song lyric or inspirational phrase, she decided on one of Kanye West's boldest lines - a real zinger directed at airline flight attendants who hand out too many water bottles!
The artist that brought us ‘Power’ and discussed family dynamics through Twitter had a thing or two to say about this particular topic... Although it is not clear to us why she chose this particular quote, we are sure that there is a reason behind it. At first glance, it seems to us that this quote has a no deeper meaning, but if you find a deeper meaning - be sure to let us know.