In the past, people used their yards to increase curb appeal. But now, people have popularized yard signs to make statements - and boy, have they taken them to new and sometimes downright outrageous heights! Some yard signs have been so hilarious that neighbors haven't been able to control their laughter. Coming up are hands down the funniest yard signs you've ever seen...
Ouch!
That looks painful. Both for the creator of the sign, and for the husband in question. But he probably deserved it. She must have been hurt badly if she went through the process of creating and installing this sign.
Please. Just Please
Yard signs are not always explaining your yard to bystanders. Sometimes it's a warning to others. This is one great example of this. It doesn't matter what you're selling - you've got your answers on this sign.
Harsh!
That's pretty hard, but I guess it makes people smile, and it all depends on the relationship you had with your grandpa, but still, it is kinda cruel but funny. :-)
Vote The Beat
Music wins it all, and the Wu-Tang Clan shows us that even during the elections, there are things that are gone with the wind, and things that stick around. that's music for ya'.
Free Workers
That's so nice. Allowing people to take some free weed back home with them, and letting them choose too! Actually, humor aside, it's a great idea for free labor to clean your garden, isn't it?
Read and Learn
This sign actually has two jobs - one is to teach you about nature, that horses can lay down, and the second is to avoid too much background noise on police calls. Two goals in one sign, I like it.
Prank or Treat!
Two questions arise from this yard sign. A. was it the homeowner who wrote it? and B. Was the house TP'd? But putting up a sign like this is a great way of seeking revenge on someone.
A Bit of Irony
Well, they probably did and even took it a step further. Not only did they notice the irony, but they also accepted that challenge….by placing a sign of their own. The owner must have gone into fits when they saw it.
Another Great Example of Advertising
Free Beer. One of the most loved pairs of words in the world, surely nobody can resist the offer of free booze. I’m sure business was booming that day…. that is until they ran out of booze. I hope they had a backup plan.
Sure-Fire Advertising
Most of us can’t resist the urge to glance at virtually any random meme that happens to cross our path. This clever individual decided to exploit that. He used a meme yard sign to advertise his nearby garage sale. I’m sure it boosted his sales a bit.
An Obvious Red Flag
The realtor is claiming the house is not haunted. But that seems like the exact thing someone trying to sell a haunted house would say. Though it’s definitely a bad idea to live in a haunted house, you could probably get a could deal for it,
Teeny Missing Ninja Turtle
Evildoers better beware because ninja turtle is on the job. He probably heard the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle was looking for a new face for its franchise. The little guy probably just had some big dreams.
Finding Motivation in Strange Places
This is what must have happened to this user but instead of just giving up they decided to give others a chance at getting healthier. What makes the offer even more appetizing is that it’s FREE. Say goodbye to expensive gym memberships and start the lawn workout routine.
Better Safe Than Sorry
If their warning against smoking didn’t work, then maybe the threat of being drenched from head to toe in water would discourage any would-be rule breakers.
Have a Little Decency Please!
They put up a lawn sign warning all indecently dressed joggers that there is no reason for their kids to have to catch a glimpse of any...ummm….obscene anatomy.
A Strange Re-Election Choice
Well maybe hiring zombies might actually be the next step. If our leaders just want to sit around doing nothing all day we might as well start paying them in brains instead of money. At least that’s what this yard owner thought.
Top-Notch Advertising
A simple yard sign made of cardboard and written in the marker can go a long way in letting everyone know where they can pick up great stuff for cheap prices. Maybe if business is good you can get a real sign.
Dog Says No
I think this sign says it all. No need for explaining this with words. The shape already draws your eye to it, so it's quite clear. Don't let your dog do its stuff on the grass (or any other place people are walking around, for that matter).
Carry On
Nothing interesting happened on that date, but we bet the day before was all party! This sign is just a great idea someone had that he saw through. Very creative.
Mister T Sale
Yard sale signs can be funny when using characters to get your attention. Mister T from the A-Team is one character you don't want to cross, so you will make sure to be at that yard sale.
Neighborhood Drama
Lawn signs are also a great but not-so-subtle way of letting your neighbors know you have a problem with them. As you can see from this picture the two neighbors had an altercation for which the police were called.
The Dark Knight... Advertises?
Well, if Batman doesn’t get people to come to your yard sale, I’m not sure anything else will. At least you’re sure of getting a lot of cool stuff. I wonder if the Batmobile or his utility belt is up for sale too.
Make America Drunk Again
In that case, it seems this particular yard owner has a pretty strong conviction for alcohol or at least a great sense of humor. We can’t blame him though, the slogan “Make America Drunk Again” is somewhat catchy.
Another Great Marketing Strategy
The slogan claimed that their prices are almost as free as dumpster diving, which means practically next to nothing. If that doesn’t convince you to give them a try then their top-notch sense of humor surely will.
Even Old People Can Be a Part of the Fun
Firstly, they want you to know they’ll take as long as they please to cross the road. Secondly, no more candles on their birthday cakes. They already know they’re old, there’s no need to rub it in their faces.
Desperate Times Call for Desperate Signs
Not only is the sign cheap, but it’s also very effective. It lets you know where and when you can get great stuff for even greater prices. But you better hurry before all the good stuff gets taken.
Oops!
It seems one particular Ohio Avenue resident was feeling particularly romantic so he decided to sneak a romantic note into his wife’s car. Or at least what he thought was his wife’s care. It turns out that he left it in another vehicle.
You can only imagine his surprise the next day when he finds out about his terrible mistake. At least he was kind enough to put up this sign apologizing for the whole incident. Let’s just hope his wife and the unfortunate car owner forgave him.
Ryan to the Rescue
It seems like times may be lean for celebrities these days (and billionaire playboy superheroes) because a lot of them have lent their advertising services to garage sales. Ryan Gosling is the culprit for this sizzling advert for a local yard sale,
From the sign, you can see both big and small ticket items are available. They even accept credit cards, which must make paying for a $1 paperweight so much easier. If Ryan Goslings’ smoldering gaze doesn’t convince you then these great deals definitely will.
He’s Definitely Thinking About Getting a Yard Sign
He definitely looks like he’s about to put up a yard sign very soon. We hope he can think up something creative enough to beat the other signs we say on the list. It’s sure going to be hard but he seems to be a man of great focus.
Vote for Rick Astley
Politicians can be very disappointing sometimes. They offer you a bunch of promises during their campaign and end up not delivering on most of them. It really sucks sometimes but what can you do? Well, you could vote for someone else.
As long as you have a choice why not choose the handsome Rick Astley. The famous English singer is definitely not going to let you down or at least that’s what the sign says. I’m not sure Mr. Astley even knows he’s running for something. Let’s hope he has an acceptance speech ready.
Happy Yard-Day
It's pretty obvious that someone is having a 50th birthday in this house, right? There is a growing market of yard decorations for parties, birthdays and even gender reveal events. Let everybody know it's my party!
Like a Sign
Not quite the yard sign, but it jumped at me as a great idea for a yard sign, if any of you want to make one. These are three things everybody hates, not just the creator.
Sometimes All You Need Is a Sign
This has to be one of the funniest signs on the list. Obviously, the owner has a great sense of humor. Any passerby would stop curiously to take a glance at the sign and would probably burst into laughter when they read what is written on it.
Apparently, the owner of the sign has no political aspirations, they just wanted a sign. Don’t worry Dan, we’ll still vote for you, even if we don’t know exactly what we’re voting for.